The Holy Cross Tigers: Loser Edition Maroon Vinyl LP

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Label: Sub Pop
Release Date: 6th November

The pedal-steelin' garage swamp punk rocking Twisted Teens are hell bent on taking my number 1, 2 and 3 spots for albums of the year as they prep their third of 2026. If you were wanting the kind of scuzzy, nasty and hooky rock then Twisted teens are single-handedly holding things up.

Twisted Teens - aka Caspian Halliwell and RJ Santos - didn’t really exist before its 2024 debut LP, now known as The Orange Album. The pair had been making music from Cajun/country to anarcho-folk under the radar and off the grid, living and working itinerantly. Twisted Teens came from a pandemic-induced burst of inspiration that drew them together to record, in suitably lo-fi fashion, at Caspian’s New Orleans home. Their first album quickly became a modern classic of sticky, warm rock, bunching blues, folk, and punk into a raw and irresistible concoction. The duo came back strong in 2026 with Blame the Clown - instantly, enthusiastically cosigned Pitchfork and Paste - and then the equally acclaimed Florida Water Blues, an absurdist take on their wanderings around the world.

Their third magnetic and perfectly ragged album of 2026 is a saga of heartbreak and hidden triumph called The Holy Cross Tigers. The songs are anthems of longing, and myriad disappointments, fueled by everything from a brutal breakup to snitching ex-friends. Despite these woes, The Holy Cross Tigers has a sense of radiance, a feeling of reflected light pushing against the sadness. Instantly relatable, it feels like a few friends sharing the burdens of life with one another, the results strange and ecstatic because they are operating by their own rules. It is a blown-out transmission from the lip of heartbreak, a place where even the lucky have been and from which they have hopefully returned.

Tracklisting:
1.Stalks
2.When We First Met
3.Be An Angel
4.Blue Rose
5.I Spend My Time Crying
6.Blue Flower
7.I Bring
8.Look In The Mirror
9.Lock And Key
10.Figure It Out
11.Armed With A Vision
12.Every Flower
13.Darker The Night Is The Brighter I See